This is a beer with a lot of bite. You’re not going to like it. It’s unlikely that you have the taste or sophistication to appreciate an ale of this caliber and complexity.

We recommend sticking to safer and more familiar ground, such as a beer with a multimillion-dollar ad campaign claiming it’s manufactured by an independent brewery, or one that claims their insipid seltzer / bubbly yellow beer / whatever-the-hell will give you greater sex appeal. Perhaps you believe that multimillion-dollar advertising efforts improve the flavor of all that trash. As you read this, you might be mouthing your words.
Pandering to the lowest common denominator, we feel, is the heig