Wise Ass Vodka | Ultra-Premium American Vodka 80 Proof

Meet Wise Ass Vodka a bold, ultra-premium American vodka built for those who appreciate quality *and* character. Distilled for smoothness and clarity, this 80 proof vodka delivers a clean, creamy texture with virtually no burn, perfect for sipping neat or making standout cocktails.

Process & Profile

• Ultra-premium USA vodka crafted for crystal-clear, burn-free taste
• Bold, irreverent branding with playful personality that catches attention
• Distillation aimed at minimal harshness, emphasizing purity
• Clean and refined character, suitable for a variety of drinking styles

Tasting Notes

• Nose: Clean and crisp, with subtle grain and mineral undertones
• Palate: Exceptionally smooth and neutral, slightly creamy texture
• Finish: Soft, refreshing, cleanvirtually no burn

What Makes It Special

• Eye-catching branding makes it a fun yet premium spirit
• Balancing smoothness and affordability without sacrificing quality
• Versatile enough for sipping neat, on the rocks, or mixing in cocktails
• Strikes a rare blend of humor + high standards in the vodka space

How to Enjoy

• Serve well chilled or straight from the freezer for smoothest sip
• Sip neat to taste the creamy balance
• Use in classic vodka cocktails like Martinis, Moscow Mules, or Bloody Marys
• Mix with premium mixers so the flavor shines, not hides

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the proof and ABV?
Wise Ass Vodka is bottled at 80 proof, which equals 40% ABV.

Where is Wise Ass Vodka made?
It’s an American vodka, produced and bottled in the USA.

What does it taste like?
Clean and crisp on the nose with mineral hints, a silky palate, and a soft, burn-free finish.

What makes it unique?
The mix of smooth quality, distinctive branding, and an approachable price point set it apart.

How should Wise Ass Vodka be served?
Best served chilled or frozen neat, or used in cocktails where its clarity and smoothness can shine.